01
Departure window opened
Operator opened one eye. Launch was postponed to protect this momentum.
Nap Control / incident archive
Mission log:
zero heroic acts.
Archive signal stable
NO MOVEMENT
02
Unexpected terrain contact
A crumb touched wheel three. The crumb was classified as a geological sample.
03
Dish alignment event
Tail rotated seven degrees toward the kitchen. Signal quality improved dramatically.
04
Mars remains far
Mission Control reviewed the data and asked Mars to make more of an effort.