CatGoMars / Nap Control

CatGoMars / Loaf Mobility Program

CAT
GO
MARS.

Mobility is online. Motivation is not. One heavily instrumented cat is technically pointed at Mars.

Signal: bored Mobility: technically
CGM—00A bored gray cat loaf mounted on a six-wheeled Mars rover
Current objectiveDo not unfold paws
01 / Forward velocity0.000 m/s
02 / Loaf integrity100%
03 / Kibble lockACQUIRED
04 / Mars ETAWHEN CLOSER

Remote mobility intervention

Wake the rover.

Mission Control recommends against this. The rover recommends against everything.

Attempts00StatusASLEEP

Primary objectives

A flawless mission of very little.

01

Reach the sunbeam

Distance: six inches. Required machinery: all of it.

02

Inspect the red dust

Dust will be permitted to approach the rover independently.

03

Go Mars

Mars has been notified that it should begin moving this way.